Smurftastic

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Eldest Mini Princess informed me that she is getting sex education in PSE at the moment. She said that they are discussing contraception and that next week, they will be putting condoms on blue plastic penises.

Me: ‘Hahaha, are you learning Smurf sex?’

EMP: ‘I’m putting myself up for adoption’

I had no idea that being an embarrassing parent was this much fun.

Kitty Cat came round for to catch up (drink wine) as The Prince had a night out. She was still there when he came home. She was still there when he went to bed! My kitchen is definitely a space/time anomaly. It sucks people in and time speeds up!

C