Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

Strange happenings.

Earlier this morning, while enjoying a few apricots for my breakfast, I discovered a punk living inside one of them. I seem to recall that portraits of Elvis, the Virgin Mary and others that had materialised on slices of toast have sold  on Ebay for oodles of money. I may soon be moving to the Caribbean!

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