SillySaturday - her maj.

Hello there, ma name’s Betty and am pure seek o aw the fitbaw oan the telly. So a left auld Phil wi the remote an took a wee trip tae Earlston, jist tae see the fancy dress parade that’s happnin the day. Oh, and tae hae a wee pint of the black stuff. Never mind, the real World Cup sterts nixt September, there’ll be less o that divin’ and rollin, and pretending to be hurt then. Meanwhile, “bottoms up!”.