Newly laid Rugby pitch

I've had Coco overnight so was out first thing on the cricket field.
I thought she might sniff out my keys but no luck.
Instead she picked up a small bone and hung on to it for grim death.
Would she drop it? Not on your life.

I held her nose,throttled her etc etc.Finally I pulled it off her.
The little monkey stood still wagging her tail at the roadside.
That's when she knows she gets her biscuits for being a Good ???? Girl.

I think I'll get a budgie to look after.Less bother.
Anyway her Master should be touching down at the Airport about now.
Praise be !!!!