Time For A Break?

House of Commons - 10 mins before the bar opens

The Speaker of the House rises to his feet.............

"Order, order! Last motion for this afternoon, should we pack up and go on holiday a week early..........................do I hear any nays?"

Silence

" One more chance...................any nays?"

"Ehhhh............................Mr Speaker!"

Grumbles, gasps and groans from the benches.

"Yes.......................what's your point?"

"Shouldn't we vote ourselves a large pay rise before we go?"

"Hoorahhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................House dismissed!"


Have a break.........why don't you!