L&P

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess Normal,

As I mentioned, Pregnant BA and Dostana both left recently. They have been replaced by two new BA's whose initials are L and P. Therefore, I have decided that their blipnames will be Lemon and Paeroa.

I like Lemon. She now sits directly next to me and seems like she might be a bit of a larf. Paeroa not so much. He looks and acts very professional. 

I.e. Boring

He has professional hair and is always immaculately presented. If I have not mentioned it to you, I have let my standards slip lately. I have always hated wearing proper shirts and it's been like AGES since I started at this office so, eff it, t-shirts and jumpers it is.

However, I remain SEMI-PROFESSIONAL in my attire. I have not ONCE worn the "I Fling Poo" t-shirt. Mainly because Cazza threw it out when Tony Blair was in office. But still.

So I've been trying to break both the BA's in. No, not in the telling them about work sense. Just in the being rude and telling them about the rubbish bits of the job that they need to worry about sense. This is the important stuff. 

Lemon has responded well. She could be like my Mini-Me in about two weeks I reckon. Paeroa may have to go though. He's on probation. We shall see.

S.