Fore!

"Hey Buddie.......................got a line into the first green from here?"

"What?"

"First green? It's Tiger, just went a bit wayward off the first tee, he ain't the player he thinks he is anymore..........so gotta line?"

"The first at Bathgate, Deer park or Pumpherston Gold Courses?"

"Hell no, Carr-nasty buddie, Carr-nasty............it's The Open!!!"

"Carnoustie!.......... take the M8, over the Queesnferry Crossing, up the M90/A90, through Dundee, A92 and turn right at the Barry Burn but it should be signposted."

"Cheers Buddie!"

"What did the strange wee guy say, did you get a line?"

"Sure Tiger.............it's a 7-iron.......... but you'll need to give it everything!"