Break the Circle

evening all,

1. Put on your redcap which you will find under your seat.
2. Congratulations, you are in the "catch a six "stand.
3. Remember you are on live TV
4. Rules are , if you catch a cricket ball with your hat on , you may win a trip to Dubai...

Absolutely peppered with white projectiles falling out of the gloom at high speed, arcing down toward your head.

Woman next to me had one of those giant see thru condoms on as the weather was bad, which had pinned her arms to the side.

Man next to me on other side told me he was partially sighted (!) so could i tell him if he needed to duck...

Me?

Couldn't even see where my red cap was....

Didn't want to go to Dubai anyway.

night all


Corrosion of Conformity