definitely wasn't me

I never stole the golden bow that you made, the one that Nelly was going to wear for your blip today. I never cheekily took it off the chair whilst you went to get your camera, and I certainly didn't stand on it and stretch it till it all ripped apart. Nope. I've just been looking out of the window at pigeons...!

For Cailleach's WildWed challenge - thank you for hosting Suse, x