Nigella's probably not worried

I knew what I wanted to have for breakfast the second I woke up today. Odd but definite. Toasted bagel, fried egg and a couple of chipolata sausages.

In my head it was perfect.

On my plate it was not.

Bagels got stuck in the toaster, burnt the sausages and I couldn't even crack the egg without breaking it!

Epic fail ...