Fringe Benefits

You know that the Edinburgh Fringe has started when...…

- your train journey into Edinburgh takes twice as long a normal.

- getting from A to B takes 7 hrs via X, Y and Z.

- the Mexican restaurant you normally walk right into to be the sole diners has a waiting time of 45 mins.

- the Royal Mile is crammed full of chinless Oxbridge wonders, toting their Shakespearean tragedy in an Abba-esque, acapella styley.

-  and a couple of Australian girls are doing tricks on the Mound for a couple of pounds!

Don't you just love it!

Update - Extra - added especially for ForthPorts