*sigh*

After a month with no alcohol at all after a raised liver function test, my results have come back better, but still no prize. They're thinking about coeliac problems so I've to stay off booze for another month and get tested again. So, juice and fizzy water again it is. And smoothies. And fantastic virgin coladas. I'm not missing the booze because I didn't honestly think I drank wildly to excess. In fact I know I didn't. So another month off will not be a massive issue. However if there's nothing coeliac connected, it's possible I'll be too worried to ever drink booze again.