Dachsing good looks
Dorothy has the ultimate swim accessory: an ageing dachsund.
Every single day he accompanies her to Sandycove. Observes the swimsuit-donning ritual. Accompanies his mistress to the very edge of the water. Never lets her get out of sight and waits for her patiently.
I asked her if he ever jumps into the water with her. "No way, he has some sense" was her repartee.