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Gaza

Today I inadvertently drove into a shed controlled by robots. Before I could change my mind they told me to stop. One of them sprayed me with chemicals, others attacked with giant rollers and then blasted me with hot air.
After what seemed to be an eternity they let me go with a warning to the effect that if I told the folk behind what had happened they would not be so nice next time.
I should have noticed the blood on the floor.

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