I am leading the charge to get black trousers banned. This is going to be a brand new lobby group. I'm going to launch it on social media (whatever that is).
You know why? Because whenever SHE wears black trousers it means she's going out, without me. So that's why they ought to be banned, world wide.
In the meantime, she ought to be staying home with me, sitting on the back step, throwing the odd (or even) toy, while I racket around the garden.
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