Demon

Her Ex was a cold-hearted, evil Demon from Hell. When she told people, they nodded, yes, they knew. Their Exes were also cold-hearted, evil Demons from Hell. But hers really was. He really was a cold-hearted, evil Demon from Hell. But, despite being a cold-hearted, evil Demon from Hell, he had had his moments and she missed him.

But divorce was divorce.

And exorcism was exorcism.