Damn Satnav!

Santa wanted a holiday before his busy season. Mrs Claus made him some fabulous new clothes to send him on his way ( she was too scared of the wild animals to go herself). He’d got sandwiches for the trip and a bit of holiday cheer! The safari hut was waiting as were the Easter bunny and tooth fairy. He set the sleigh on auto pilot- rudolf refused to drive and ......, ahhhhggggg damn satnav!