What the Blip?

Okay, Mrs B and I head off for a couple of days of culture and cannoli in Sicily (for clarity...…...Mrs B the culture, me the cannoli) and we're not happy about a couple of things upon our return;

Who's been shaking our apple trees?
More importantly, who turned down the thermostat?

Catania...…. 27C
Gatwick...…. 21C
Edinburgh Airport...…. 9C
Bathgate...…. 7C

Willing to swap apples for a thicker duvet...…………. please contact!