Just shut the f*&$ up and cycle
And grow eyes in the back of your head.
That's what they should be called.
It did try to eat while cycling. It wasn't easy. Especially in the city centre rush hour. Just eat... my fluffy arse.
I think I have instantly fallen in love with the Dublin Bikes scheme. EUR25 a year. All trips under 30 minutes are free. And there is a brilliant app showing you the number of bikes/parking spaces available in real time.