G using app to identify the Siberian crab apple, as you do. See extras for the real thing. G then put a photo of himself into the app and it identified him as an Indian Lotus.

Also in extras the two women who wished they hadn't asked their companion why he'd recently become a vegan.

Half way through the broken bone recovery time, hurray, though how long will it take to get the shoulder working, shed the extra weight and become aerobically fit again?