Full Moon...

"Go on, pick your baked tattie for tea tomorrow."

"Which one should I go for Daddy?"

"Oh, most definitely the one that looks like it has a Leather Cheerio and is winking at you." **

"You mean the bum potatoe?"

"That's the one son."

** Not 100% accurate transcript of the conversation but altered for comic effect and to let me use a newly aquired phrase.