SO? What's fresh?

Being up a hill, if we flood it'll be a severe attack of "Send for Noah" coz Cumbria has sunk.
One of our bits of shopping today took us to Cranston's food hall, which has well separated "IN"s and "OUT"s: In off Ullswater road, out past a garage and on to the industrial estate road, its antediluvian design obviously didn't cater for months of rain falling in days.