The Pipe and the Miracle

The pipe - As a challenge and an exercise for my cranial synapses I have been trying to learn to play a simple arrangement of ‘Madeleine’s Waltz’. My cries of anguish and frustration as I blew yet another bum note must have been audible several doors away as were said notes and much creative use of elements of the English language.

The Miracle - That I finally cracked it? Sadly not. The miracle is that the pipe has not been bent in two and consigned to the recycling bin. That is all.