Completely unneccessary for people to have to view this kind of obscenity.
I did stand up and paddle. It wasn't the most sturdy and forthright paddling you ever saw, and Tomasz the instructor was gently prodding the paddle boards and pushing people off with great ease.
Oliver endeavoured to get Tomasz into the pool, but at every turn, he was outfoxed and got wet himself.
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