Counter Spy

Yon lassie is busy texting the authorities. I am not really a café hand but today found myself trapped with Dougal. We had our carers with us. The carers worked out I had not been in this café for 27 years and three days. Let's face it carers fufill so many roles.

There was consternation when one of the carers posited that 'men are always moving the goalposts'. In our defence we offered that we have been playing uphill for lots of years.

Shin guards were issued.