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"Here, squirrely squirrel, ch-ch-ch, here boy, look at the camera..."

"Ch-ch-ch? Are you mad? Do you think I'm a cat?"

"Well no, but I saw that dog chasing you, and I wondered why you're lying along the branch like that."

"You really are stupid, aren't you. I'm in camouflage mode!! I'm hiding from that wolf, and until he's gone, I'm staying up this tree."

"There aren't any wolves in Scotland....that's a teeny chihuahua!"

"It's got a very rough bark....my nuts are compromised."

"A very rough bark....that tiny dog? It sounds like a squeaky toy, and it's not interested in your conkers."

"Not the dog, you idiot.... this tree! It's very, very scratchy......"