Wild Wednesday

Ted-Ha she has left the hat
It’s too big for your head ! shouted Fred the dog
Ted-No it’s Not !!! , I have a plan !
Fred- what’s that then ?
Ted- I just have to slide off the window ledge onto the table then jump up onto the armrest and bobs your uncle
Fred- I don’t have an uncle called Bob got one called Hamish though
Ted- for goodness sake Fred it’s just a saying !
Fred- what’s a saying ? Ted! Ted!
Fred- where you gone Ted ?
Ted- mumble mumble mumble!!!!!!
Fred- Ted there is a funny noise coming from that hat aww No the the hat ! It’s Moving, can’t find Ted.
Has the hat eaten Ted ? Will he come out of there alive ? Who’s next
Fred didn’t wait to find out , he crawled back into the pirate tent and watched the Hat !!
Sorry wet day lol xxx