JEALOUSY...

...makes work for guitar repairers.

It's convenient that this Yamaha electric bass is green! The wife of this bassist had uncovered his indiscretions & threw his bass out of the window - he was lucky - it just landed on the pavement...

The last de-fenestrated instrument I had to repair was an old Gibson worth a fortune - trouble was - it landed on a Mercedes-Benz & the repair bills were eye-watering!

Long live promiscuity!!