Poor aul bollix Mr Tag Rugby Man...

He really didn't have a clue what he was getting into when he decided to coach primary school kids. 
"Piece of piss" he told his mates, over a couple of pints in his local. "You just let them round around like mad eedjits, trying to grab the tag. I give three points to the girleens, poor weak little things, with their skinny little legs like sticks. To be fair, like. Otherwise they wouldn't stand a chance against the lads, you know what I mean?"