I see a little silhouetto of a........

.....man spider, I think I'll call him Scaramouche.....he can definitely do the fandango. Actually, he gave me quite a turn, he'd been hanging from his web for a couple of days  on the (mucky!) kitchen window and I thought he was long dead.....I'd no sooner got the camera trained on him and was moving in for a close up when the little bugger scuttled off.....I'm surprised the shot was relatively in focus!

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