Monty

It's a horrible grey day here in Glasgow so I thought I'd introduce you to Monty. He's not looking his best any more. I made him in the playscheme in 1974. In his heyday he had pink and red hair and two hands. His one remaining hand is now upside down (due to some unsupervised repairs...)

I thought I'd also share two jokes I was told today.

What kind of cheese do you use to coax a bear?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

I am bored....