By JohnW

How to Treat Your Children at Xmas

(OR how to enjoy yourself at Xmas – much the same thing . . . !!??)
1.    Whilst munching on sausage roll and clutching a glass of your dad’s ‘Sailor Jerry Rum’ that you bought him for Xmas you sit on your youngest offspring.
2.    Youngest offspring attempts to even the score by sitting on you!
3.    Resulting punch-up ensues and Biskit takes cover on back of chair – either that or he is gaining a vantage point!!
4.    Mum wins battle and Biskit prepares to fall off the back of the chair on top of Pam and Ollie (missed the shot!).
Please note that during this whole episode not a drop of rum was split – we know how to bring up our children . . .
I got a wonderful set of shots of Ollie and his mum, and Ollie and his dad, and Ollie and his sister – umm there seems to be a theme here.  To be honest a great set of family fun photos, but none of them great blippable photos in their own right this time.  Maybe it was something to do with the other part of that bottle of Sailor Jerry rum that I have not admitted to . . .
I have included at extras a nice shot of Kaitlyn and Ollie’s friends Grace and Jack; and one of Kaitlyn and Ollie fooling around where Pam (the long suffering mum – now she knows what we went through) wanted a ‘nice photo’ of them both – it didn’t happen, and I took loads, or similar to the extra!
Well Mrs W and I had a great day, mine including taking one dog and four rowdy children for a walk around Rippingale.  Well Biskit definitely enjoyed that.
I trust you all had a very happy (and are still enjoying) Yuletide .

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