Quack Heads!

On a whistle stop tour of the Scottish  Golf Courses and Designer Stores environmental projects, TheDonald and 1stLadyDuck stop off to view the Kirkton Weir Fish Ladder.

"Huge, over the top, ugly, expensive and useless...................... don't ya just love it?"

"Of course I love you my little Honey Monster........ I mean Honey Bumpkin!"

"D'ya think they could do me a wall?"

"Sure but can't we just go to Prada............. I'm sure they do walls too!"