"My Beak Hurts"

"I'm sorry to hear that,"
"I have a headache, too." 
"Oh dear."
"And my left wing hurts."
"Goodness!"
"A heron knocked me off a rock."
"Well, that's terrible.  How did it happen?"
"I think I have amnesia."
"Try to remember."
"It was my rock."
"Well, there are plenty of rocks for everyone."
"But that was my rock and he just flew in and grabbed it."
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
"I need bread."
"I'm not supposed to feed you."
"You fed that silly goose."
"Well, he was injured."
"So am I. Do you think I need to go to the hospital?  I feel faint."
"Would you like me to throw a blanket over you stuff you in a crate and call the rescue folks."
"Never mind."