The Shop For The Man or Woman Who's Got It All?

I hear
that in God's Gift Emporium
business has been slow
this year
so as the season of goodwill
draws near
amongst the displays of virtues
in the window
signs of exhortation to buy
appear:

"HUGE REDUCTIONS IN PATIENCE!"
"ALL SELF-CONTROL MUST GO!"
"SUPPLIES OF JOY AND KINDNESS
RUNNING DANGEROUSLY LOW!"

I foresee
massive cuts in goodness, faith
and generosity

Shop early if you're looking
For peace, love and understanding