Haiku Monday #9

alternative tree
my flat pack from Ikea
I give you real fake

For JazzyB my "tree" - every year I anguish in the real/fake debate

and to be fair in Ikea's car park they were offering real trees for £25 with a £20 voucher to spend in the New Year

but Kassidy currently puts all sorts in her mouth so pine needles seemed a risk too far

so if you're going fake then really fake it...two bits of cardboard (reduced to clear)

Sorted xxx