Who Ate All The Pies/Who's Having A Baby?

Well, that didn't really go to plan.
It was meant to be a pertinent critique on gluttony but, unfortunately, I just look like a very ugly woman giving birth.

I thought I'd just stick with it anyway.....mainly so that I can look back in twenty years time and realise what a complete tit I was/am/always will be.

As I dismounted the table for the fourth or fifth time I noticed a small crowd had gathered at the window opposite. This, however, didn't stop me,......which, in turn, is extraordinarily worrying.