Silly Saturday - a tale of two thirds!

Unlike yesterday, today really is Saturday! I have often passed this sign, near Gordon, and wondered about whether there are another two thirds somewhere else. I thought it might be good for a Silly Saturday blip. I think there may be an Eastthird and a Westthird, or perhaps a Topthird and a Bottomthird. There could even be an Uglythird and a Prettythird!

Now it’s over to you to suggest some silly options.

PS Thanks, of course, go to Admirer, as ever, for hosting Silly Saturday.