It's really quite safe......

......to show WorMa's phone number before I delete it because apparently the bills still came for it AND broadband (which hadn't even been invented when he died in 1986!) in Dad's name (oh yes, NICE one Ma! ;-) ) and in a couple of weeks that landline will only be good for outgoing 999 calls should any of us takes a tumble on the stairs bringing yet MORE Mills and Boons down from the nether regions and are still capable of crawling to the phone.......