All this and wi-fi too......

Now this is either very good or very bad.

'I'll have bacon, eggs, friend bread, sausage, fried tomatoes and a wee potato scone'

'will that be all sir?'

'Oh and a double vodka, a large vino rosso and a pint of Guinness if you please,
Could you speed it up - I've got to be in work in an hour'

Somehow it doesn't do it for me.