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The Market.

Kev was impressed.

Paintbrushes that the bristles kept coming out of. Phone chargers that overheat and set fire to your house. Perfumes and aftershaves that both smell the same (disinfectant). Spanners made of metal so soft they couldn't break a segment off a bar of Toblerone without distorting. Assorted packs of meat with no sell by dates.

All good.

Now if he could only find a case of Ethiopian Shiraz.