Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

Some good news

Today my newspaper has some details of the import tariffs that will be imposed should we leave the EU without an agreement.

Apparently I will be able to buy, amongst other things, the following at a tariff rate of zero percent!

A herd of bison
A nuclear power station
A brace of porpoises
A bale of Opium!

My cup runneth over!

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