The Bayshore Gardens Greeter

There was a young osprey named Dwight,
who set on a pole with some height.
Welcomed us to the sale,
with his high piercing wail...
and for that, he made the Blip site.

On another pole was his bride Claire,
she was looking both pretty and fair.
'Til she lifted her rear,
and shouted..."STAND CLEAR."
Then she pooped on a vendor's chair.

True story. The furniture vendor was NOT happy, and he used some language that can't be repeated here. Plus, with their projectile pooping, Claire didn't just hit one chair...she hit three. And, if that wasn't bad enough...they weren't wood chairs...they were that braided rattan stuff.

He saw me taking pictures and said..."You better watch out, she'll #$%& all over you!"

I answered..."I wish she would!" HA!