Ummmm arachnoid

Went to visit my niece as we were going to go shopping but it was such a beautiful day we ended up working in the garden. Let's paint the fences she says, the pain pot had a hole in it so we slapped on the paint not caring, I'll never look at chocolate sauce in the same way again as I scooped the paint off the path.
Shes terrified of spiders, wouldn't be the first time I've had a phone call heeeeelp. Anyway I carefully moved ladybirds, brushed away spiders eggs and webs etc, here was this black spider and being the best aunty I didn't let her see it on the fence.
No idea what kind it is though.