Gary Lineker

Oh dear,
what am I doing
awake
at this ungodly hour

again!

Every night it's the same.

I dream of the tower
and of my fear
that if there is a princess inside
I won't be able to rescue her

but

when I get near
enough to peer through the window
I discover it's Gary Lineker

eating crisps

and being awful to everyone
once the cameras have been turned off.


Mr Nice Guy