I feel as clean as a bumblebee

I’m not keen on the TV ads where upper-class kids use weird similes to express their appreciation of the everyday toilet roll.
However, Mr. Beewatcher bought a multi-pack of toilet rolls today, and as he was putting them away I heard the unexpected words, “ Blimey, they come with INSTRUCTIONS !!! “
I thought things were bad enough with all the Brexit kerfuffle, but do we really need to be told the blindingly obvious now ?
Silly Saturday indeed.