Look into my eyes......

.......look deep into my eyes.....you will feel an overwhelming urge to go to the kitty snacks cupboard.....you will open the door......you will take out the box of 'crunchy pockets'......you will fill my bowl to overflowing......then when I click my paws and swish my tail you will have no memory this ever happened......

Emergency CashtheCat blip, the firstborn will be here shortly to help me move 'stuff' around in an effort to reclaim the house from it's current state of disorder........