The Happiest Christmas Message Of All!

Peas and good will to all blippers!

The toys are all they wanted, and more. The turkey and ham have been summarily dispatched. The kids are pretending to sleep. The new "twins" have been named Salsa and Rocko, for reasons known only to Princess. There's a bottle opener at my side. And somewhere, there's a Chocolate Orange with my name on it!

Mission accomplished...