Doing Dinner Nanny Duties.......

......for the 'laydees' two doors up today reminded me that my kids had one known affectionately as 'Mrs Mince' at their first school....oh, and that when I worked for the DOE there was a server in the canteen who was known as 'Eggs Peggy'.....not because her actual name was Peggy but because she used to bellow it to the 'real' one who was responsible for frying said eggs to order ;-) 
Dread to think what the laydees call me.........