The Wretched One is Scaring the Bejeezus out of Me

She's watching grown men playing with my Kong balls.  
They're hitting them with weapons and making scary grunting noises.
I think they may be de-squeaking them.
Oh my balls!

I've managed to squidge myself between a cupboard and the washing machine and a load of mess that SHE leaves unattended to.

I note that they seem to be having pizza for supper tonight.  
I'll bet my last £ that I won't get any of it.